Ramble

The fear of the LORD teaches a man wisdom, and humility comes before honor.

Proverbs 15:33 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Funny Signs
Outside a Hotel: "Help! We need inn-experienced people."

Music Store: "Bach in a minuet."

Maternity Clothes Shop: "We are open on labor day."

At the Electric Company: "We would be de-lighted if you send in your
bill. However, if you don't, you will be."

In a Restaurant window: "Don't stand there and be hungry, come on in and
get fed up."

In a counselor's office: "Growing old is mandatory, growing wise is
optional.

Podiatrist's Window: "Time wounds all heels."

Computer Store: "Back in 10 minutes - out for a quick byte."

Tiger's Snack:
A tiger was walking through the jungle one day and saw two men relaxing under a tree. One was reading a newspaper, and the other was working feverishly on a manual typewriter.

The tiger leapt on the man with the newspaper, and ate him up. The tiger did not bother the other man at all. That's because any predator knows that readers digest but writers cramp.
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Do not be wise in your own eyes; fear the LORD and shun evil. This will bring health to your body and nourishment to your bones.

Proverbs 3:7-8